Work: Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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Mightytall 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:38

Jealousy is a bitch ...

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:39

Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid

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PumaPounce 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:27

Everyone is going to get a shock when you actually give birth then!

ShortySmidget 10

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:32

Jealousy is so ugly. Ditch the "best friend" and find someone who isn't a raging jealous cow and will be there for you.

dispwned 8

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:36

WTF? Time to get a new best friend.

cjmedic 12

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:08

Since she obviously can't be happy for you, I'll be your new best friend! I love babies!

KociaQ 30

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:25

Well, I guess she won't be your best friend for long?

enu_vastanii__ 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:03

I hope not, to be honest

ladydemoon 8

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:27

Time to get a new best friend

megan14booth 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:38

Great best friend you got there

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:40

Breaking news... This just in.... She's not your friend

stumpyj 10

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:52

When people show you who they really are believe them.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:59

Sounds like your best friend is the one who's in need of attention.

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