Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku...

By sudoku_fiend - 13/12/2015 04:40 - United States - Millville

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

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Sunday 13 December 2015 18:54

Just don't open it at your desk

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Sunday 13 December 2015 18:57

sounds like you play it a little too much

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Damarcus 22

Sunday 13 December 2015 22:52

Classical conditioning

niiickk_ 7

Sunday 13 December 2015 23:03

urine leaky situation

lainlain_fml 15

Sunday 13 December 2015 23:24

That's awesome.

datkenna 20

Sunday 13 December 2015 23:45

Classical conditioning at its finest

californian21 13

Monday 14 December 2015 1:56

Be glad it's just pee and nothing else....

Utetopia2014 18

Monday 14 December 2015 4:29

Jesus... what are you? Pavlov's dog?

lostinareverie 21

Monday 14 December 2015 5:16

Paging Pavlov!

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 14 December 2015 7:19

I take that you weren't on the toilet then?

petert71 10

Monday 14 December 2015 8:00

Guess where I am as I write this. FML too!

enginsteve 17

Monday 14 December 2015 8:42

I did the same thing with the FML app.

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