Transportation: Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school....

By Alex - 16/01/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:34

why didn't you ride to school then?

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Comments

Shayton 12

Friday 15 July 2011 5:04

you seriously deserved that one.

williamsgirl93 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:08

That's what u get for listening to **** music

nateshannon1 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:06

anyone else detect the fml? because i sure as hell cant

LadyEmi 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:11

...wow. that's sad.

Squrril 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 17:24

what would you do with your bike?

PrettyKookieToo 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:34

I have no idea how you managed that… At least you got some good exercise!

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Monday 18 March 2013 13:22

At least you got a work out? Sorry just trying to be positive

timotay 4

Monday 16 September 2013 5:44

And on top of all that you were late to school.

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 7:24

16?? Why 16?? Do you know for sure.

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:56

And you couldn't just cycle to school?

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