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Anonymous - 31/07/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML

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anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

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The ultimate betrayal

nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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Always call first

Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You snooze, you lose

Anonymous - 27/10/2023 19:00 - United States - Menlo Park

Today, I was going to ask my coworker to cover for me for a few hours so I could go somewhere where they would pay me for my opinion. I had rescheduled this. Before I could ask, my coworker messaged asked if she could take the exact same time and date off to take her son to a school event. She beat me to it, again. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:14

Screw him over somehow with the job.

BlueBery 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:13

wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL

rcjamie 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:13

I know you shouldn't post more comments, but please, bury #6, he is an idiot

Norther 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:44

#1 you're stupid! OP, that just gotta suck ass, FYL

Brit_The_Dino 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:37

Looks like it's time for a new friend :)

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 24 October 2011 21:13

wow your friend is a dick. sorry about your luck.

hippiebrigade 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:23

That sucks

jonojon 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:47

Damn your life do suck

fmladdict82 1

Friday 7 September 2012 1:08

That's not a true friend!!

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Tuesday 23 February 2021 16:45

is there a reason as to why she felt the need to move out behind your back. were u not letting her leave? my ex was like that, he was verbally abusive to me and he wouldn't let me leave him. I had to leave while he was at work and his aunt helped me leave, she drove me to the train station. a d let me point out the fact that she wasn't really his aunt, just a friend of his who he ****** over