Health: Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By lonelyharts86 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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Saturday 4 February 2012 12:01

Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.

ninjaniki 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:59

that's what he said

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jengers115 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:24

Oh...so that's what they call it.

Meofcourse445 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:32

have you noticed how the i agree is 2012

wtran 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:15

Swallow or it goes in the eye

mama2b3 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:34

Don't worry op I do this all the time..not in interviews though...

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Sunday 19 February 2012 5:58

First world problems...

NeverDont 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:28

I didn't even know that was possible...

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