Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

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Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

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shanniemac 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:21

Lol

needsagf14 12

Monday 28 November 2011 4:46

I don't know what to say

mjs2234 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:23

Your a moron

CaineghisMord 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:30

I demand the play by play leading up to this event.

nsnforever 2

Friday 9 December 2011 0:35

It's amazing how much fail is in that sentence.

upsidedownfrownn 5

Monday 19 December 2011 7:45

Yeah... How did that happen exactly?

gambit54321ryan 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:45

how the **** do you come to the conclusion that to complete it you have to BITE IT. what dumbass does that..wait i know the answer...^ this one -_-

hefb 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:57

How the hell did u manage to do that

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:18

Wow. Your just a dumb ****, aren't you?

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 14 May 2012 7:03

THAT… is a hardcore gamer. Take notes.

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