Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage....

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

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GimmeFive 10

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:24

Is there an extreme lack females in your surrounding habitat? ... Or are you just freaky

KatieKupcake4195 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:44

Eewe.. I'd understand if it were a young woman, and I'm sure your grandma is beautiful and all, but your GRANDMA? Really, OP? Really?

vbmg152 18

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:48

I'm a Grandma and that's just.... Sick!!!!!

Parkhurst51 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:56

Seek help NOW

ashley52 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:35

...Dafuq did I just read?

DaleHarder 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:16

GILF?

yousodi 10

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:33

Maw maw? Haha

listo351 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:39

Are you from Tasmania originally?

jarad206 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:03

You're actually sick...

SadIife 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:30

Let's hope she isn't a cougar.

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