Intimacy: Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML

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Comments

bleedingglitter 24

Friday 20 February 2015 21:18

I got pregnant on birth control and using spermicide gel. When my morning sickness started, I thought I had the flu until my doctor told me differently. This stuff happens.