Miscellaneous: Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off...

By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

The username lol!!

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Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:25

Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!

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ezkiller49 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 8:53

I don't think that's an FML moment, that's a hey gramps wanna smoke sometime.

jmbatthebeach 2

Thursday 9 October 2014 14:04

That's Awsome!

swoldier04 6

Saturday 5 September 2015 18:00

Wait why is this a bad thing..?

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