Health: Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 20:09

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:11

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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zp123 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:07

Talk to your best friend, a lot of the times they can help...

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:20

can I have your stuff?

TYPQL 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:26

thats really sad :(

starshine3987 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:27

And you're solving your problems by being on here?

syikin 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:27

well at least ure stil alive enuf to write here.

CrazySmileyFace 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:36

wow that's horrible... call another. don't wait either.

ragdollsaally 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:37

silentfog 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:41

fake

mmidget 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:41

hahahaahahahahahahaaa

carepolice 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:47

So I guess you didn't commit suicide.

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