Love: Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front... - FML

By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

It's just your mating call

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:01

Hey it's ok... At least you didn't shit yourself...

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MiaTheMartian 21

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:24

this made me laugh a lot harder than I should have omg

lcharizard 6

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:04

If he's not okay with you burping he's not the man for you then :)

usmc2277 15

Sunday 6 December 2015 16:15

If I was him,I'd give you a high five

weaponofchoice6 11

Sunday 6 December 2015 19:48

bahahahahahahahahaha oh my god I have done that!!! the guy is now my husband. you'll be right =)

natassjad 22

Wednesday 9 December 2015 10:22

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I am sorry that happened but if that happened to me I would have probably laughed until I peed myself

streetvybz 8

Monday 4 January 2016 7:53

mating call?

gabe67 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 4:45

that's hawt.

toncks09 10

Sunday 7 February 2016 18:17

I wouldn't be too worried... I had once (accidentally) dumped a pot of boiling water on someone. We ended up in a relationship 3 days later.

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