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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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AlittleSanity 11

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

iSativa 24

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

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lexy2424 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 1:07

What'd he say????

someguy314159265 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 3:55

This one really one of those OP comments I've been seeing so much...

synijazzi 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:02

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