By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

You poor, naive, innocent soul. ...What a lucky pickpocket.

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HonestTruth 5

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

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hahasooo 2

We are all clearly not that bright..hint hint to OP.

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JKr3slEMO 5

I probably would've went on stalker mode to get it back..

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TheFamilyElf 17

You poor, naive, innocent soul. ...What a lucky pickpocket.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Sort of a nice guys finish last scenario. It sucks to see kind people get taken advantage of. :/

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citymayer 7

That is the most important thing I learned in France. Don't let strangers touch you. Ever.

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doctorhook86 24

37: Yes, once they manage to grab you they stick their tongue down your throat.

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FML_Master2133 6

Keep your wallet in your front pocket in busy places. And maybe your hand in that pocket too.

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SenselessPattern 12

And if you're really unlucky in France, you'll be taken and sold as a sex slave in an underground market run by Armenians. Hopefully you have a dad with a particular set of skills.....

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citymayer 7

It's worse than that! They try to sell you little string bracelets! (so their buddy's can easily spot you and steal your stuff later on)

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daisiebud 18

He probably laughed his head off

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dixiefoxx 22

I hope you get your wallet back.

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zachherbert 10

I find it unlikely...not impossible, but unlikely.

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dixiefoxx 22

Yeah, I know. That was one of my worst comments, forgive me.

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MyaaBayyBee 6

Pay attention . . . ?

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MotherHen88 4

Well he has no money now, so he can't pay anything.

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KM96 24

15 - it is called a pun / play with words ... A joke ... Or do you not grasp this ?

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dixiefoxx 22

18, I don't think number 15 quite grasps it, that's all.

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G1ZZY 0

! HAHAHAH! I get it. :3

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asoptavlo14 6

But apparently 49 did.

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MedKits 9

I don't think 15 grasps much of anything, really.

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Ecstasyyy 3

You aren't exactly the brightest crayon in the box..

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Airman1988 9

or the sharpest knive in the knive set, start the anologies now!

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Everyone has those duhh moments though. The 'can't find my glasses oh I'm wearing them' kind haha

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trippythehippy 6

Ever get the feeling that some people are just wasting oxygen that YOU may need later in life??

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False_Stupidity 41

He's not the sharpest axe on the chopping block.

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jtthegr8 26

Better cancel credit cards if there are any...

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Pretty sure that wallet is not being returned and cancellation/ renewal fees are about to be the least of OP's worries.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I know I always keep awkward photos of myself in my wallet. Who doesn't?

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dixiefoxx 22

Yeah, like, what if the OP had credit cards in his wallet? Oh, and I know, right, 9?

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HonestTruth 5

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

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WiderWille 11

Don't you ever dare to change it in the future!

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