By smarty - 16/10/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML
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PaperShreds 0

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

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imafreak2 0

you, my friend, are a mother ******* dumbass

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azure8787 0

good, now your key will be kept safe. i don't see the problem here.

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Mignun 0

Isn't there normally a spare key? Usually there is. Guess you're going to have to call the locksmith. =/

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alexxis021 0

that`s what you get for being dumb.

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zezjo 3

it could be worse ... wait no it couldn't

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broken_chaos 0

Lock picking is pretty easy. If you suspect it would be hard to pick then you may wish to take it to a licensed locksmith -- no doubt they can crack it open for you easily enough. If you feel adventurous, have a look around the internet -- no doubt you'll be able to find instructions on picking a lock! Also (on a tangential note), lock picking is enjoyable -- for some odd reason it's something that relaxes me, leaning back and fiddling with a padlock and some picks.

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CatherineARE 0

i think u people r being to harsh on her (we all make those mistakes) even me (i'm soooo **CLUELESS**) i locked my keys outside of my house sooo dont be that harsh we all do that sometimes even "twice TEEHEE hug a poptart []

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