Love: Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go...

By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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Amber_the_Great 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:02

awww

glitterbabe224 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:08

thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!

Comments

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:17

She broke your heart and ate your cookie? That really takes the cake.

ALQ_fml 13

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:10

Probably one of the more clever comments I've seen on FML. Nice. :)

Master_Of_Sand 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:18

YDI for trying to ask out a girl with a cake, for trying to ask out a girl, and for even liking a girl.

FTWisRIGHT 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:51

Shut up, Gaara. c:

woahthatguy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:35

so you are gay?

TheSofaKing 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:19

To bad there was not any Exlax in it.

seymourlilly17 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:19

who said there wasn't?

allanjtwright 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:46

beat me to that pun grr lol

LightSkinFresh 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:09

#19 *Too

mike3775 36

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:20

When she said no, you should have said ok, and tossed the cake in the trash. No way would I have let her take the cake after a no

GottaLoveFML95 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:23

Hahaha FAIL

Allymeme 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:24

Ha ha ha

seymourlilly17 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:24

Sucks because cake would've made you feel better especially if it had her name... then you could eat her.

Brandon9593 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:23

Probably not in the way he had intended

mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:25

YDI for asking out the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

rowsif 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:40

bahahahahahhhahahahahah!!!

yummy_mummy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:26

awww that's a really sweet way to propose (no pun intended) you may have given a few people an idea. fyl for having a greedy girlfriend

fritzlisthaman 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:31

GETTTTTT FRITZLLLLLLEDDDD!!!!!!!!

mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:39

The expression is "Get frizzled." Now get back on the magic short bus.

mackentoshe 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:47

"Grammar Nazi" much? hahaha xD

mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:34

77 f your life for not getting the reference. Maybe it was only a thing from my local area, but everyone my age GREW UP watching the magic school bus!