Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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misery09 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 14:30

That's talent! HAhah

MyLifeFaiIs 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 14:54

Lol Second funniest one on FML

annaattack 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:18

lol that happened to us too

dunno_me 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:47

Hahahaahahahaahahaha what the hell? I wish that would happen to me... o.0 Who steals a mailbox?

Squirrellord911 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:13

I <3 this theif

amy_shmamy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:27

lolol they liked the new one better then

mandalaine05 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:58

I think you should get a camera for the front of your house and see who's doing it.

bagpipendude 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:39

Where the hell do you live?

pinkpooh123 0

Monday 22 June 2009 1:15

Yeah i am a mailbox theif too... Bc they are valuable! 

amykillswitch 0

Monday 22 June 2009 1:37

Lmao someone is ******* with you big time. Sadly this sounds like something a few of my friends would do as a joke.

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