Embarrassing, Cars and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered...

By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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sirpantselot 22

Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

McGee... is that Scottish?

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Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

It's easy enough to laugh it off though, plus it comes in handy for lowering the price even further

Comments

jazzykinss 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:06

Haha

gman90210 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:07

Your life don't suck be amuse of that. And if that's the only thing that makes a fml for ya then you should be thankful

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:32

It's okay OP. My Bluetooth name is Cravin Morhed

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:41

Are you from Arizona? That's a radio name of someone on a local station here.

Here4theshow 17

Wednesday 31 October 2012 4:46

Should've pronounced it in a foreign accent OP!

tacohead411 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 6:43

Are you making a reference to NCIS OP ?? ;D

Beckei 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:43

I wouldn't be embarrassed I'd just throw some more anchorman quotes out there :)

afairshake 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 10:36

It's from the movie Anchorman that is hilarious and epic everyone should see it. Funny name but I'd have tried to remember before handing it over to the car guy.