Transportation: Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:31

Talk about irony...

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woodro87 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:27

"Epic fail" indeed lol

nyancat51424 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:42

Dumbass...

decade444 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:36

The irony is just stunning.

azk3000 9

Friday 11 November 2011 6:00

foreshadowing...

grovervac3000 15

Friday 17 February 2012 3:38

haha sounds just like me.

chiquita223 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:52

speak about epic fail

greekgal44 14

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:41

thats why you put a lanyard around your neck.

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