Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water.... - FML

By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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blue8795 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

You didn't notice the weight difference?

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Deserved. Poor mom though.

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cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 4:35

u could have gave her a heart attack. the cup full or not full. people shouldn't play jokes on elders.

a124 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:04

ydi for not checking

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:30

GO DAD!! no offense but u were in for that

googlle 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:52

poor baby was it cold water?

rottentomatoes 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:16

the messee became the messer..

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:05

how the hell did you not notice there was actual water in the cup ??

bearcats044 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:32

Real mature...

WshCaps8 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:06

Wouldnt be able to seethe difference in weight..plus water would be moving in the cup when you walk dumbass

carmelmilkshake 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 7:28

your dad is awesome. not only did he play the best prank on his wife ever, he got YOU to take the fall for it! lmfao

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:44

That's an awesome dad!!! Well you can take it as a joke. Not only you can joke! ;)

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