Miscellaneous: Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool....

By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

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Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:18

Someone's def a sore loser & needs to grow up.

cjlerch 29

Friday 29 November 2013 4:37

NEVER play baseball.

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 23:51

time for new friends

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:04

I don't mean to imply you deserved that, but maybe take a little more caution next time when challenging someone you know is competitive.

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