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deliciouskaek
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Dude. Your girlfriend is an idiot. Sorry.
Sarthaas
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pwn3d
That sucks dude! On that note i think i'm going to use that on my boyfriend next time i don't want to give him a ******* :)
oh and 99 your an asshole...
endingcooks
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LOLL she obviously doesn't want to give you one.
you should offer her, your pickle.
mizled
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HAHA! I'm a vegetarian, but I only use that line when someone tells me to suck it. Or they're REALLLLLY gross. xDD
lollipop217
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hahaha I like ur girlfriend, i'm so the same way
good 4 her! what kind of sick people do that anywayz? a good, loving bf wouldnt care. thats one reason to date someone with experience. they've had their thrill, now they can focus on the things that matter
dump the bitch
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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.
I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.