Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied,...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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Saturday 10 December 2011 8:35

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

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Well, its less "work" for you :)

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Eiregal2 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:21

Well, at least he's honest, now sit on his face and keep asking till he passes out!!

gundamexia 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:00

kinda sounds like a friendly couple-type insult to me :/

aturcios1 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:22

thats rude

AlmostaChef 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:34

I nearly collapsed from laughter on that one. Lol, this is easily one of my favorites.

NoLongerExists 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

Well now that the comments have been deleted we both look mad. Nice, lol

YagerMiester95 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:01

Now you've learned your lesson.

jay1010 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:00

Haha

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:48

Good answer

sovetskiy 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:33

That we do...

savafire 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:07

Tell him he needs to be nicer

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