Intimacy: Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came...

By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:22

haha.

crapmaster3000 19

Friday 15 November 2013 4:03

And I jizzed in mah pants!!!

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Friday 28 March 2014 9:40

Haha aww

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