Health: Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't...

By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:51

Like a boss or a homeless man.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:23

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(

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RyanB1993 5

Monday 17 September 2012 18:03

Your a smart one aren't you?

RobinLink37 9

Friday 9 January 2015 4:06

The irony is killing me here.

RetireEngland 24

Thursday 17 August 2017 6:25

Go to AA stupid

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