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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

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By ilovecharliesheen - 17/03/2015 07:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2016 19:56

At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet

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Saturday 13 February 2016 19:56

I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.

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KayleeFrye 39

Monday 15 February 2016 16:48

Just use a condom for the next two weeks or so, it's not the end of the world. And your cat will be fine.

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