Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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superman21_fml 19

Monday 10 February 2014 19:22

Obviously you were asking about the tax as well....right?

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That's like asking someone what the number to 911 is..

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JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 12 February 2014 4:59

I smell a blonde...

heartofmaiden 9

Wednesday 12 February 2014 20:25

Why are skies blue?

lordrauhl 7

Thursday 13 February 2014 4:30

once I asked someone what Obamas last name was..

travlalatrav 4

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:38

So how much are they?

sabiyah 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:57

Facepalm. **

yellowpablo 21

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:54

Then did you ask how much a Big Mac is

Kuriji 2

Sunday 7 September 2014 9:28

Oh. my. God. FOUND YOU!

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