Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

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oh god that sucks..

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pencilsupmynose 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:19

who cares?? at least you washed it down first

Brookiebear167 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:10

..Be careful../:

milly_11 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:02

Thats rly gross

krisydablack 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:50

THEN WHO WAS PILL?

Bobby64 29

Friday 22 July 2011 19:17

Maybe it was a staple. And you eventually shat it out to make another FML.

14natkatprat 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:51

Hmmmm.. Wooooow..

iftheglovefits 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:18

Cat litter pebble?

taylorrbaby333 6

Monday 30 April 2012 5:14

Gross.

zannah 9

Monday 15 October 2012 7:00

Same happened to me with chocolate... Dont ask really.

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:09

LOLOLOLOL hopefully it was a mentos or tictac or some sort of candy.

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