Intimacy: Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 03:01 - United Kingdom

Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

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Oceanborn_fml 24

Monday 25 July 2016 14:43

What is a Nan? Google isn't being particularly helpful (unless you receive texts from a city in Thailand or some computer/math stuff) edit: Oops, someone already read. Guess I'm blind, too.