Love: Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward,...

By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

agreeclassic 54 115

vote type 1 4 091

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Internship troubles

By bibou2324 - 18/04/2012 20:41

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

agreeclassic 29 525

vote type 1 5 571

Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

agreeclassic 442

vote type 1 161

By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington

Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML

agreeclassic 13 104

vote type 1 2 934

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

agreeclassic 1 730

vote type 1 208

Transvestigation brain rot casualty

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML

agreeclassic 477

vote type 1 112

By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

agreeclassic 41 132

vote type 1 5 677

By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

agreeclassic 17 228

vote type 1 73 663

By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

agreeclassic 27 504

vote type 1 2 478

Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

agreeclassic 47 783

vote type 1 6 730

Fancy seeing you here!

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML

agreeclassic 53 674

vote type 1 2 893

thepunman 11

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

Tell him you work on Uranus.

happyconverse 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

I feel bad for the patient

Comments

willbur73q 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:27

That is the prank of a champion.

miss_sqwert 19

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:27

you bos was correct that is funny. lol

mb2_native 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:30

Umm, what?

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:34

Who knows. But anyway were we really expecting a gloriously hilarious or enlightening comment from "miss_sqwert?"

CueTheMusic 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:38

Thats how her keyboard layout starts. MISSSQWERT*Y*.

mb2_native 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:46

26, I'm a little tired.. So your comment confused me so much I had to actually look at my keyboard :/ then I had to laugh at myself and it woke me up a little bit, thank you CueTheMusic :) time for pizza (:

CueTheMusic 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:51

28 You're very welcome, your comment made me laugh too xD

mb2_native 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 1:03

You're very welcome as well 34. I did feel like an idiot though, but you have to learn to laugh at yourself to enjoy life :)

ThatPlankton 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:36

Now kiss!

xcarxcrashx 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:46

Right 81, I'm not used to such pleasantries on FML.

CueTheMusic 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 8:53

I feel warm and fuzzy.

mb2_native 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 15:26

136, and I still feel tired :( Work can get pretty boring...

Werken247 14

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:15

@136 Get your hands out of your pants... and you might want to shave

CueTheMusic 22

Friday 1 February 2013 15:43

166, you just ruined the moment. Get out.

mb2_native 15

Friday 1 February 2013 23:15

166, I take it you often misinterpret things.. Go sit in a corner and think about it for awhile.

s13495 19

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:27

*claps* weldone supervisor!

vladimirnabokov 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:31

Dear Jesus I hope you didn't overprobe the back door of that poor patient. Anal sex hurts; surprised interns fingering your asshole with cold fingers probably hurts like a bitch. /shudder

dalink 24

Thursday 31 January 2013 1:34

Over share much?

ICastillo 24

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:46

You know what else hurts? Stubbing your toe!!! That is a painful experience. I winced just thinking about it.

corporatescoundr 25

Thursday 31 January 2013 7:28

So confused... What is that last part trying to get across?

xdissizit 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 8:55

Your bio says you're a 16 year old lesbian but you said anal sex hurts. Hmm ...

vencku 13

Thursday 31 January 2013 11:05

#138 - I don't get your point. Why would lesbians specifically go for anal? There are other options.

vladimirnabokov 15

Friday 1 February 2013 6:08

Sorry about the TMI. I've never had anal sex; I just have friends who've had it and all have said it's painful. So I thought it was a safe assumption that it was painful. Probably much like a rectal exam.