Health: Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink...

By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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ballshhhhh 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:53

Are you ******* retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.

elephantom12 9

Friday 21 October 2011 17:19

I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.

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swimmer07 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:34

real attractive.

Cglock88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:18

15!!!!!

rasberryicedtea 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:01

I don't like chocolate cake

NoWayLady 13

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:01

ur so rude did u make up for it

applesmoothiee 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 23:46

That really sucks. Vomiting's the worst. D:

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:09

GET drunk get drunk get drunk

sprucemoose 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:09

gross?

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:44

Embarrasing. YDI for drinking! >:D

neonpanda44 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:51

jeezus people, learn to keep it down!!!!

Gettinmahlulz 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:06

YDI for using the word "beloved".

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