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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:20

I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck

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Thursday 26 February 2009 12:18

So? Suck it up.

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Thursday 5 March 2009 2:58

actually, i like the jonas brothers.

SamanthaJean 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:58

Psh, Jonas Brothers rock. That's definitely not an FML. Most pointless one I've ever read.

Dr_Evil_Genius 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:51

This is one of the most severe FMLs on this site. If you like the "Jonas Brothers", you should be saying FML.

gongshow 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:21

hahahah same thing happened to me at my work .. the movie looks so stupid. like we just get 3d projectors and this movie is playing ? hahahah ewwww.

beczrus 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:47

FYL Really FYL how terrible!

kchalkers 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:59

i work at a theater. i don't mind the jonas brothers, no ones goes to watch it anyways. it's freaking $18 a ticket for all ages. and how old is your theater to have JUST gotten a digital projector, we have sixteen theaters, all digital.

HOLLAcaust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:51

At least it wasn't Hannah Montana, right? I hear she has a movie in 3D now too. Or she's making one anyway.

napier001 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 8:22

i know who you are! do you work at the riverwalk movie theatre in tulsa?! lol!

eldoritoman 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:09

I think she might work at the Starworld 20 in Bixby.

linzoid1995 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:19

oh helllllllllll to the yes

elastisch 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:59

**** your life. D;

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