Miscellaneous: Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman".... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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cheesecake_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Shadic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Moronic friends for the lose.

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22jrdn55 15

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:27

make her pay for it.

pacobored 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:31

fyl, i didn't lose my cell though, but there are lockers you can leave your stuff in.

getfighted 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:32

ive never lost anything on that ride... and ive been on it probably 50 times with my cell in my pocket every time..

themaintroll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:34

YDI for wearing flannel in the summer

domgian99 3

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:59

wtf that makes no sense

bosshaug 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:45

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darkmis1 17

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:45

I've gone on roller coasters and I've never lost my phone, and neither has anyone I know.

aback 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:53

If she wasn't riding, anyway, why the hell couldn't she hold onto your phone for you? Too heavy? Hell, call your phone and see if she answers.

dahee 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:55

that really sucks FYL indeed

Monado 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:02

Your friend is lazy. If she wasn't even going to go on a ride why can't she hold on to a phone for a couple of minutes?

her22_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:05

Love that ride! sucks u lost ur phone tho

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