Miscellaneous: Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show...

By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

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What's your school mascot?

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kenziebelle 10

Friday 9 January 2015 5:50

What's a midnight madness? It sounds fun. Can I come to the next one?

Logical07 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 15:49

I don't see what's wrong. That was the school spirit. Well done

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