By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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bachooka 5

this FML was worded so beautifully! -sniffle-

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FarSide 22

I guess its a good thing you wasn't sporting a woody.

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patheticsoul 0

ytdi for owning a cat in the first place

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patheticsoul 0

ytdi for owning a cat in the first place cats are stupid and evil and deserve to die

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patheticsoul 0

ytdi for owning a cat in the first place

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sueannpalma 7

if it's a kitten it could be trying to nurse even older cats try to if they are weaned(sp)/taken away from there mom ( if still taken milk from her) to early

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alex6946 10

oww!!!! :O boobs are sooo sensitive! crazy kitteh, kittehs are sooo vicious! I have scars from when my cat attacked me! :o

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ouch1990 0

I don't like cats, highly allergic. FYL

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