Love: Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally...

By spinster - 16/09/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

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Wednesday 16 September 2015 13:50

No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm

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Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)

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ssnow_fml 20

Thursday 17 September 2015 10:56

haha try not having a date in 4 years. when you hit that mark then come complain to me.

radiocaf 29

Friday 18 September 2015 7:43

Isn't there a movie where everyone wants to date the main character because it always helps them meet the guy of their dreams? isn't it Good Luck Chuck or something?