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suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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Projection

Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

griddy24 18

Friday 14 June 2019 17:30

😂

LackOfControl 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

Sucks to be you.

LoadFasterPage 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:32

Psst Nice Bucket :)

michelleJ11 25

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:13

There is a button for that #2 ...

shannanigans 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:01

ouch, well what was her answer?

rebellionwars 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 1:51

Are you dumb? Why continue with a marriage when she was rude and answered a text instead.

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

SSC_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:03

Ouch, =[ That sucks..

aerials_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:04

I'm wondering the same thing as #4. I hope you didn't propose again. She doesn't seem to be worth it.

leggomyeggo 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:05

what did she say after she sent the text message?

chanceuse_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:05

Hopefully you didn't bother finishing that question...

Cormophyte 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:07

I came in here to say what #8 said. Do yourself a favor, don't try a second time. She was either giving you a hint or she doesn't respect you.

UnCensoredBitch 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:07

If that's how she treats you while you are asking her to marry you then how do you think you will be treated when you are married? Maybe you just got a glimpse of your future.