Intimacy: Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me...

By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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amiemariej 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

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bevsta 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:55

****

Wcngfl 4

Monday 14 November 2011 12:26

hahaha thats what you get for talkin shit :)

Jojo0607 1

Monday 12 March 2012 1:01

Dump that loser!!!!

lexyyisamazing 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 17:16

I think the lesson here is that he's still with you...

Pointy 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 20:45

Karma is a bitch, and so are you

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:43

Wow, you must be so loyal! /sarcasm

maggeei 16

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:41

Why would you tell your boyfriend??

jairolover 25

Friday 30 September 2016 22:17

grow up, why would you purposely try to make your boyfriend jealous... smh

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