Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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Comments

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 17 June 2013 0:22

I don't see the problem.

Cas547 8

Friday 27 December 2013 18:17

Sounds good to me.

bonniedca 5

Friday 16 September 2016 23:39

ham and cheese please!!!

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