Today, after not having had a bowel movement in five days, I...

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By Lithos27 - 07/05/2017 05:15

Today, after not having had a bowel movement in five days, I went to the doctor for some laxatives. Now I can't stop pooping...FML.

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Stuby14 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 21:00

That's kinda the point...

Talented73 54

Wednesday 10 May 2017 18:47

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um! Talk about having a shitty day.... well, one thing's for certain, your troubles are behind you!

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Stuby14 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 21:00

That's kinda the point...

Talented73 54

Wednesday 10 May 2017 18:47

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um! Talk about having a shitty day.... well, one thing's for certain, your troubles are behind you!

RainStorm6632 10

Monday 12 June 2017 14:57

Count yourself lucky, even after taking laxatives I'm still not pooping

Mozelle123 10

Thursday 22 June 2017 20:23

You don't have the worst of it. That's been my life since I was a child. Sometimes I'll go that long without a bowel movement and it's painful when I do.

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