Love: Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Friday 5 November 2010 15:42

Is it a "I love you!" stalk or a "When nobody else is around, you're dead." kind of stalking?

c420racer 13

Friday 5 November 2010 15:33

Crazy girls are the best in bed :)

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drotte 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:45

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lana1316 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:56

run shes crazy

riskakitty 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:56

please write coherently.

weirdo2013 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:19

sounds fake

Midget9 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:29

What...a...coincedence

alex1432 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:35

I'd say call the cops

mintcar 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:50

/Facepalm/

crimsongetsu 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:23

she could be a covert paramilitary specialist/KGB/FBI/SS...you have only one solution...choke her to death!!!

icwatudidthar 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:30

Tazer time

banananut 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:11

Sounds like op got somee!

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