Miscellaneous: Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that...

By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:18

They would so be fired if it was me. I would make sure they never got recommended again!

thunderniron 22

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:43

That's fire their ass time.

wow2mylife 25

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:52

if it a company report them if not fire them

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:52

I'd be so pissed off!

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 29 October 2016 19:54

One comment is enough.

zeeba_neighba 10

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:08

This is why we wash our vegetables!

vandj8 9

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:36

Blissment 12

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:45

biohazard, sue.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 29 October 2016 8:06

Ewww! Take those tomatoes and throw them at those morons!!

914smv 18

Saturday 29 October 2016 8:09

I would not eat those tomatoes!!

killer_koopa 3

Saturday 29 October 2016 9:08

At least they're keeping the bunnies out

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