Animals: Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my...

By A - 09/02/2012 06:37 - United States

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

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Ouch! That's cold -_-

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Thursday 22 March 2012 20:57

#1 nice pic

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Thursday 31 July 2014 8:59

How do you make an igloo?

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