Miscellaneous: Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside...

By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

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JessicaGrewal 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:23

Time to install a few hidden cameras.

theaccidentist 7

Saturday 1 October 2016 12:29

I wouldn't start to panic too much, untill it starts moving and/or changing face expressions while you're not looking. Then run OP, she will be coming for you.