Intimacy: Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk....

By levi69 - 18/05/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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amrik 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:13

you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!

Iknoweverything 29

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Comments

fudgemaalife 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:32

wow

imacreeper 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:34

that's exactly what your "best friend" was doing OP.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:36

And did you pull her hair and punch her? do you kick him in his balls and let everyone know what you saw? FYL

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:40

That's what best friends are for!!

sierraquadstr 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:47

will you marry me?

mirandalopez 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:44

i woulda beat her up on tha spot.. but thats jus me an i woulda been soo mad!.

theatre91 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:50

is he cute

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:50

Maybe he convinced her that a dose of semen would improve her eyesight enough to find the missing contacts. If that goo can make babies, it must be some pretty magical stuff.