Miscellaneous: Today, after being stuck in a traffic jam for quite a long time,...

By vroumvroum - 07/11/2010 06:02 - Qatar

Today, after being stuck in a traffic jam for quite a long time, my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:32

Talk about adding insult to injury!

caseyl 18

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:49

Time to take your car to the sidewalk, then!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:32

Talk about adding insult to injury!

caseyl 18

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:49

Time to take your car to the sidewalk, then!

hkhan24 23

Thursday 30 June 2016 12:10

It probably would have been faster to get out and walk..

Dilexar 26

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:09

At least it was a valid suggestion. OP, fyl. GPS, you win.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:15

Valid request!!

katachristic 19

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:06

consider public transit or ride sharing if either of those are options where you live?

KazikPalec 9

Thursday 30 June 2016 17:38

Do you, in quatar, have sidewalks made with gold?

finni7 3

Friday 1 July 2016 20:05

first world problems that

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