Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

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Playboy420 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:36

Even more perfect

biancak105 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 10:43

Haha that's awesome!

jdev234 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:50

its an fml because she has no binoculars

BenTaz 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:10

I really don't see the FML here. It's all win imho :)

RMC128 4

Monday 3 September 2012 6:36

Draw the blinds. Not a big deal.

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 4 October 2012 22:57

Did you happen to see anyone carrying two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts?

richiefitz 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:10

Need a roommate?

ADoG07 11

Friday 1 February 2013 8:10

Free ****

sherloctopus 4

Sunday 25 August 2013 2:29

I don't understand the problem. If it bothers you that much just don't look outside.

cwl727 32

Monday 31 March 2014 20:38

That was never mentioned in any of the reviews

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