Health: Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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SUN_lover 19

Friday 15 April 2016 11:43

Sorry for laughing at this OP but I really hope you are feeling better now.

Frau_Blucher 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 11:18

Damn, that's a total system reset right there. Feel better soon!

sillygirl247 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 18:24

I actually laughed at this. I rarely do that.

yellowzinnias 20

Monday 18 April 2016 7:15

Just think OP, there are men who pay hundreds of dollars to have that done to them, and you got it for free! ;)

cyberI7 13

Wednesday 20 April 2016 6:55

You didn't read the manual! Read the damn manual!

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