Love: Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a... - FML

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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chantelfurtado 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:08

next time watch her fingers before closing the door dumbass! everyone does that

philopastry 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:13

Thats a shame because she's going to need them after she dumps you :P

hanoha 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:33

sounds so romantic XD

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 4 July 2010 20:27

Wow how do you not notice her fingers there? Watch what you're doing idiot.

kevick93 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 20:33

that's when you turn to her and say 'wow honey, fate is more of a bitch than you are!'

hoopstar15 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 21:12

113-don't worry about how I know these things haha

fkylieslife 0

Monday 5 July 2010 2:04

134 is my hero!! Hilarious!! :)

martincieslak1 0

Monday 5 July 2010 2:55

thats a definate OUPS!

mcrgirljessica 0

Monday 5 July 2010 6:01

sure "accidentally" LOL :)

suckmineplz 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:24

haha win

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