Miscellaneous: Today, after a guided meditation class, our instructor asked... - FML

By Nintendon't - 24/03/2017 12:19

Today, after a guided meditation class, our instructor asked us all to name the thing we are most thankful for. My fiancé, completely serious, answered, "Nintendo." When the teacher looked at him, slightly incredulously, he changed his answer to, "Our dog." FML

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CaptainShalliwaffle 3

Friday 24 March 2017 10:45

Op here! In all honesty, it just made me laugh. I'm very secure in my relationship with him, and Nintendo and our dog are both pretty damn awesome. The instructor was less amused. I think my answer was probably equally annoying to her, however.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 March 2017 1:07

Sounds like a pretty judgy environment. I doubt your fiancé expected such a micro-aggression in what's supposed to be a safe space.

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 March 2017 0:17

Haha, rookie mistake! Obviously, he slipped up and MEANT to say that he was thankful for Ba'al, eater of souls. We're ALL thankful for Ba'al and the inexorable passage of time that brings us ever closer to Him. Your fiancé is a goof!

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 24 March 2017 19:46

What was your answer, OP?

CheesiePizza 6

Saturday 25 March 2017 5:07

I'd just name my dog Nintendo. Problem solved!

fantastamazing 10

Sunday 16 April 2017 20:05

He did say "the THING we're most thankful for. Are you implying you want your fiancé to objectify you? Lol

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