Kids: Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2016 17:51

No way you could've known OP. Don't be too hard on yourself

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Not like you could've known OP, sorry.

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